Donald Trump’s Rolling Crap Waddle Review rolled into Rome yesterday, with drumpf undoubtedly hoping to win Pope Francis over to his agenda of Racism, Xenophobia and pussing grabbin’.
Things did not go well from the onset photo (above) which resembles a wild west Sheriff posing with three rustlers whom he has captured and is about to string up.
The Pope then joked with Melania asking her…
“At one point, Francis kidded with the first couple. While shaking Melania Trump’s hand, he asked what she fed him. Potizza, he asked?
“Potizza,” she said, referring to a Slovenian treat.”
Potizza, for those like me who are not in the know, looks like this —
and the reference was undoubtedly a jibe about drump’s fat a**.
To give the Devil his due Trump gave the Pope a nice gift, a set of Martin Luther King Jr.’s Complete Works, probably suggested by Ivanka when she saw that daddy planned to give him a signed copy of “Art of the Deal” and a color map of his lamentable electoral college triumph.
The Pope reciprocated with copies of three of his top hits, including the Laudato si', his Encyclical On Climate Change and the care of the Earth, which I am sure drumpf will diligently study during commercial breaks on “Fox and Friends”…..
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