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Tucker Carlson Says drumpf Squinting At The Sun "most impressive thing any President has ever done."

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Tucker, Tucker, Tucker.

Those of us that possess some semblance of a working brain and functioning array of advanced human qualities, including the reason, discernment and empathy notably absent from your own empty stockpile of the same, are often embarrassed for our species and horrified that you nightly display total obliviousness to your demonstrably less than capable intellect, gamely struggling to marshal the motley collection of bad tag sale like cast offs of prejudices, misinformation and outright looney tunes synaptic misfirings that animate your gray matter, to wrestle your jaundiced worldview into something resembling a news/opinion program.

But this:

“Up next, eclipse mania swept the country today as millions of Americans headed outside to take a look at the first total solar eclipse visible in mainland America since 1979. The path of totality — as it’s called — ran from Oregon to South Carolina. But almost the entire country saw at least 60 percent of the sun covered up by the moon. Even the President saw it, but in a move that is not a complete surprise, he looked directly at the sun without any glasses. Perhaps the most impressive thing any President has ever done. If you missed out, don’t despair. The next total eclipse in the U.S. is just seven years from now. Of course, we’ll be covering it right here on Fox."

Don’t you have a producer, Tucker? Or someone who could offer the service that General Kelly strives to provide to your man crush, editing his own particular idiocy into something vaguely resembling coherent thought?

If I thought it would help I would here provide examples of Chief executives that have done things more impressive than your idol, easily enough done as their are forty four of them, but such hydrating snowflakes of rationality would descend ineffectually, I fear, onto the burning hot sands of the desert of ignorance that yawns between your ears, so I won’t bother.

Maybe Sean Hannity could bring his crayon over and help you out.

Mere stupidity would be an upgrade at this point.


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