It’s raining in NYC as Anderson Cooper leaves the CNN Audios, reading his script for the next day and wondering who they are going to book for the third slot. He drops the script into a rivulet of rainwater running beside the curb and chase it down to the sewer opening where he finds…
“Kellywise” is angling for the third slot, trying to lure Cooper closer, and she promises Anderson some typical Conway alternative facts.
“Puerto Rico actually was worse before Hurricane Maria, and the hurricane did actually blow some buildings back together,”
”Secretary Tillerson did not call the Presidn*t a moron, they were having ice cream sundaes and the Presid*t asked him if he wanted more sprinkles and he said “more on”...
Cooper is noncommittal, and taken back by her appearance.
“What'd you do to your makeup?” Cooper asks...
to which Conway responds: “I toned it down.”
A friendly cop on-the-beat tries to warn Cooper away from the sewer but then...
Kellywise then pulls out all the stops, showing Cooper that she also has our dear Rachel Maddow
in the gutter with her (it’s a sketch) but it is finally Pennywise morphing into HRC…
“Where did you think I’d be?” she asks. “Michigan or Wisconsin?”
...that proves his undoing.
Poor Anderson.
Best skit of the new season IMHO.